healthier you today

I know you’ve been thinking about body detox. Otherwise you wouldn’t have come onto this site, sniffing out information. And my guess is that you’ve come here for a definitive list of what detox systems work, of whether you should go with teas or pre-mixes, or sludge, or simply pay the hundreds of dollars for that colonic you’ve always known you should have gotten but have up until now avoided. Well, my friend: it’s a new day. Healthful living is popularized because health care itself is getting prohibitively more expensive.

The Millenials are safe because we’ve finally gotten the PR battle about clean living right. The days when it might be outside of the norm to stay virginal till married (though we REALLY don’t recommend that) and to never have touched a cigarette or tasted beer by the time you’re fifteen are gone. It was through the trial-and-error phase of the clean living movement– my generation– that so many people got the propaganda wrong and, as such, it’s my generation who will need these sorts of treatments more often, and soon.

Haven’t we learned from the glut of Baby-Boomers clogging up Social Security that the whole “Be fruitful and multiply” thing has gotten way, way out of hand? So you’ve come onto this site, you realize that we’ve got food shortages across the globe, that our credit and financial systems are total wrecks, and you have the sheer audacity to look for ways to live LONGER?

In essence, mine is the last generation to need to make sure our hearts aren’t going to give out by the time we’re thirty-five. Body detox is one way to help ensure that.

So before you go any further with this– before you start ordering your lifetime supply of body detox from this or any other site, please consider: your willingness to better yourself and your desire to live a happier, cleaner, and longer life may well be in the way of the development of a new one. So before you make the choice to improve your own life, ask yourself: is your life really worth prolonging?